Oh why, oh why did I agree to this?
I should never have gone on this blind date!
Oh what, oh what will I do if we kiss?
My heart’s in my head and my armpits mist!
It’s already past five and he is LATE.
Oh why, oh why did I agree to this?
I open the door and something’s amiss—
A face so distorted; curse this, my fate!
Oh what, oh what will I do if we kiss??
Conversation is hard—he has a lisp;
I could not believe how poorly he ate.
Oh why, oh why did I agree to this?
He slowly leans in—I hope that we miss—
Should I attempt to block him with a plate?
Oh what, oh what will I do when we kiss?
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He thwarted my tricks-- but contact is bliss!
The stars have aligned—I’ve met my soul mate!
That’s why, that’s why I agreed to this
Oh what… oh what… what a fabulous kiss!
